The End Times
These dog days of flagrant recessionary molestation
Are one great big rabid basset hound's bite in the ass,
A dog-eat-cat-eating-dog three-dog twilight,
A sleight-of-hand credit-default-swap derivative gone to the dogs,
Guaranteed to give birth to a worldwide litter of runt-chumps,
Dog shit flowing from every doghouse faucet across America,
A dog-and-pony show one pony shy of a Shylock,
Chapter 7–come-11s and -13s erupting in Iceland, Greece, Spain,
A colossal catastrophic corruption of character,
Thanks to a universal scourge of Scrooge McDuck,
The liquidation of kindness, charity, compassion, love,
That ancient dowry God bequeathed each of us,
Long before He second-mortgaged mankind, got foreclosed on,
And was forced to move in with His in-laws, in Hades.
05/26/10 - (2)
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