I Love You
I love you so much more than just so much
That even "more," let alone "so much,"
Pales, as a comparative;
Indeed, what I need is a superlative,
Such as "super-stupendilacious-doopering-duperest"
Or "super-delusciously-stupor-loopy-stupefyingest"
Or "super-swooping-triple-scoop-of-gooseberry-soupest"
Or "super-superbly-sui-generisly-stewliciousest,"
To let you know just how much more than "most"
My heart-pounderingest ardor for you cock-a-doodle-doos,
Until all it can do is cock-a-doodle-don't,
And even then, its "don't" still does "doos."
But if none of this spots the hit, bills the fit, job the does,
How about a simple "I love you, oodles of noodly doodles"?
07/05/12 - (2)
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